Your 2011 Transgender All-Stars will play the Wingnuts in the summer classic tonight. Some familiar fan favorites, and some newcomers in this year’s roster. Also: Susan “Wild Thing” Stanton, formerly catcher, appears to have sent down to the minors.
After a trade from the Brooklyn Feminists to the Wisconsin Scholars, the leadoff hitter for this years Transgender All Star game is known for throwing the curve.
Recently traded from the Library of Congress AAA team, the Colonel in the two-hole should be well poised to move Boyd into scoring position.
Leading the league in earned runs, the big left hander is not renowned for speed. In recent years she has had the extra burden of carrying a small dog, “Puffington” as she rounds the bases.
Donna “The Refrigerator” Rose has occupied the cleanup spot since becoming a free agent in 2006. The controversy surrounding her decision not to renew her contract with the Washington Humans has made her a crowd favorite.
Renowned for his RBIs, St. Pierre has a history of sacrifices. Often he can be seen swinging with a microphone instead of a bat.
The sixty-four year old from Oakland is known for his ability to stay in the game.
The Outlaw was recently removed from the Disabled List and is well known for her offensive skills.
New to the All-Star lineup this year, Bono will lead the pre-game Tabloid Derby. A power hitter, Bono may be intentionally walked if the count is high in hopes of getting a strikeout from Calpernia Addams.
Calpernia usually bunts. Her running ability is exceptional, considering that she slides in heels.
Ladies and gentlmen—your 2009 Transgender All Stars!