Scream, scream, scream went the human;
Ack Acka-gack went my breath,
Rot, rot, rot, went my brainstem, as we started for the Valley of Death.
Suck, suck, suck went the vampire;
Kerblammo-blasto-wasto went my head,
AAAAUGGGHHHHH! AAAAUGGGHHHHH! AAAAUGGGHHHHH! went the humans! As we glided for the Land of the Dead!
The night was black, the air was foul
I smelled the aroma of a teenagers towel! I chortled and I gloated and I felt like a wreck. I bit Little Judy Garland oh, right there on the neck!
Scream, scream, scream went the human,
Churn, churn, churn went its guts
Ack-acka-gack! Went his big heart attack! As we arrived in the Valley of Nuts!
(A song from Falcon Quinn, coming to you in one month’s time! Monster up!)