Bite me in St. Louis

Everybody sing:

Scream, scream, scream went the human;

Ack Acka-gack went my breath,

Rot, rot, rot, went my brainstem, as we started for the Valley of Death.

Suck, suck, suck went the vampire;

Kerblammo-blasto-wasto went my head,

AAAAUGGGHHHHH! AAAAUGGGHHHHH! AAAAUGGGHHHHH! went the humans! As we glided for the Land of the Dead!

The night was black, the air was foul
I smelled the aroma of a teenagers towel!   I chortled and I gloated and I felt like a wreck. I bit Little Judy Garland oh, right there on the neck!

Scream, scream, scream went the human,

Churn, churn, churn went its guts

Ack-acka-gack! Went his big heart attack!  As we arrived in the Valley of Nuts!

(A song from Falcon Quinn, coming to you in one month’s time!  Monster up!)